Conversation on the wind

RING, RING!

"Hello, Wind Department."

"Hi, Wind, this is Mother Nature."

"How can we help you today, Mother?"

"Well, I just noticed that Chicken Fat is out for her daily walk. Could you stir up a stiff breeze to blow her hat off?"

"Sure, we'll get right on that."

Time passes....

RING, RING!!

"Hello, Wind Department."

"Hi Wind, this is Mother Nature again. Did you see Chicken Fat running after her hat down there? "

"Oh ya, we're all rolling on the floor laughing! That was brilliant! Can we do it again tomorrow?"

"YA, sure, every day!"

I know this is the conversation that goes on daily as I walk, for I chase my hat far too much.